(Source: blonde-is-love, via mynameismrfunnyguy)
(Source: elafant, via solestruckshoes)
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
It’s just science.
-Anna
(via bookofbartleby)
canadian television
Submitted by currytastic
(Source: k1mkardashian)
(Source: lovequotesrus)
(via pleaselookdeeper)
(Source: skullhouse, via pleaselookdeeper)
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn’t find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: Hey, any girls with skype and cam? M here..
You: yeah i have one.
You: why?
Stranger: i cant sleep and im horny
Stranger: can u help me?
Stranger: Hey?
You: you have horns?
You: i wouldnt be able to sleep either
You: you should see a doctor
Stranger: I mean my penis is hard
You: oh. that’s not a horn. that happens to all guys!
Stranger: yeah, can u help me with it?
You: no, I’m not trained in the area of surgery. I can’t remove your penis.
Rihanna: We found love in a hopeless place.
Cap: We found Steve in a frozen place.
Tony: We found Stark in an iron case.
Bruce: We found Hulk in some gamma rays.
Thor: We found Thor punching Loki’s face.
Thor:
Thor:
Thor: And then hugging him tightly and apologizing for he is my brother, and I love him so.
(Source: milkthelightning)
| me: | hey I just met you and- |
|---|---|
| me: | why are you walking away |
(Source: lovequotesrus)
Everyone else: Oh my gosh I’m gonna miss high school so much I can’t believe it’s over I don’t wanna leave omggggggg!!!
Me: THANK LORD JESUS ALMIGHTY FOR GETTING ME THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!!!
